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| REMOVING HER CLOTHES: |
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| With her consent | 12 Calories |
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| Without her consent | 2,187 Calories |
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| OPENING HER BRA: |
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| With both hands | 8 Calories |
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| With one hand | 12 Calories |
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| With your teeth | 485 Calories |
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| PUTTING ON A CONDOM: |
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| With an erection | 6 Calories |
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| Without an erection | 3,315 Calories |
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| POSITIONS: |
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| Missionary | 12 Calories |
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| 69 lying down | 78 Calories |
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| 69 standing up | 812 Calories |
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| Wheelbarrow | 216 Calories |
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| Doggy Style | 326 Calories |
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| Italian chandelier | 2,912 Calories |
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| ORGASMS: |
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| Real | 112 Calories |
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| Fake | 1,315 Calories |
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| POST ORGASM: |
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| Lying in bed hugging | 18 Calories |
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| Getting up immediately | 36 Calories |
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| Explaining why you got out of bed immediately | 816 Calories |
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| GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: |
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| If you are: |
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| 20-29 years | 36 Calories |
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| 30-39 years | 80 Calories |
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| 40-49 years | 124 Calories |
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| 50-59 years | 1,972 Calories |
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| 60-69 years | 7,916 Calories |
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| 70 and over | Results are still pending |
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| DRESSING AFTERWARDS: |
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| Calmly.. | 32 Calories |
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| In a hurry | 98 Calories |
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| With her father knocking at the door | 5,218 Calories |
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| With your wife knocking at the door | 13,521 Calories |
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| Results may vary! |
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| THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD |
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| Right now, as you read this, |
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| 69 Million Americans are having SEX! |
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| And you're on the computer!!! | |||
